You know what it is. That's the point.
Uroplatus phantasticus. The satanic leaf-tailed gecko. One of the most bizarre, beautiful, and misunderstood animals on the planet — and if you keep one, you already know that explaining it to people is a full-time job.
This shirt doesn't explain anything. It doesn't need to.
The illustration captures everything that makes this species iconic — the skeletal frame, the oversized eye, the uncanny texture that makes you question what's bark and what's alive. It's the kind of shirt that gets a "wait, is that a phantasticus?" from across the room.
That's the reaction. That's the shirt.
- upwegrow logo printed on the back
- Premium heavyweight tee, unisex fit, true to size
- Cold wash recommended, turn inside out
- Free shipping across Canada
- Printed to order, ships within 3–5 business days
Designed by upwegrow — Edmonton's specialty plant, vivarium, and bioactive shop. We keep these animals. We know exactly what humidity you're arguing about on the forums.
