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Planty Moms Say Bad Words — Women's Relaxed Tee · upwegrow branded edition

Planty Moms Say Bad Words — Women's Relaxed Tee · upwegrow branded edition

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Good Planty Moms Say Bad Words.

Because "good" was never really the point, was it?

This shirt says what plant moms already know — the bar isn't goodness, it's devotion. To the plants. To the people. To keeping things alive against all odds, usually while saying a word or two that wouldn't make the greeting card.

The crossed-out "good" is the whole joke. PLANTY is the correction. BAD WORDS is the honest part.

A bold neon green distressed graphic on black — the kind of shirt that gets an immediate reaction from anyone who gets it, and a confused look from everyone who doesn't. Both outcomes are fine.

  • upwegrow logo printed on the back — exclusive to our online store 
  • Premium tee, soft and durable 
  • Bold neon green distressed typography — striking in person
  • Women's relaxed fit — flowy and comfortable, not boxy
  • Cold wash recommended, turn inside out to preserve the print 
  • Free shipping across Canada and the US 
  • Printed to order, ships within 3–5 business days 

The Mother's Day gift for the plant mom who corrects her own labels. Designed by upwegrow — Edmonton's specialty plant, bioactive, and vivarium shop.

How it ships

Greenhouse-packed with care, shipped across Canada. TODO(james): link the How we ship page here once it has final copy.

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